my freakin' world

2005-04-01T22:40:00.000-08:00

You Know You're Filipino When....

Your middle name is your mother's maiden name.

Your parents call each other "Mommy" and "Daddy."

You have uncles and aunts named "Boy," "Girlie," or "Baby."

You have relatives whose nicknames consist of repeated syllables like "Jun-Jun," "Ling-Ling," and "Mon-Mon." Mine by the way was "Che-Che."

You call the parents of your friends and your own parents' friends "Tito" and "Tita."

You have four or five names.

You greet your elders by touching their hands to your forehead.

You always kiss your relatives on the cheek whenever you enter or leave the room.

You follow your parents' house rules even if you are over 18.

You live with your parents until and at times even after you're married.

You decorate your dining room wall with a picture of the "Last Supper."

You keep your furniture wrapped in plastic or covered with blankets.

You have a Sto. Nino shrine in your living room.

You have a piano that no one plays.

You keep a tabo in your bathroom.

You use Vicks Vapor rub as an insect repellant.

You eat with your hands.

You eat more than three times a day.

You think a meal is not a meal without rice.

You think sandwiches are snacks, not meals.

Your dining table has a merry-go-round (lazy Susan) in the middle.

You bring baon to work everyday.

Your pantry is never without Spam, Vienna sausage, corned beef, and sardines.

You love to eat daing or tuyo.

You prop up one knee while eating.

ou eat your meal with patis, toyo, suka, banana catsup, or bagoong.

Your tablecloths are stained with toyo circles.

You love sticky desserts and salty snacks.

You eat fried Spam and hot dogs with rice.

You eat mangoes with rice--with great GUSTO!

You love "dirty" ice cream.

You love to eat, yet often manage to stay slim.

You put hot dogs in your spaghetti.

Everything you eat is sauted in garlic, onion, and tomatoes.

You order a "soft drink" instead of soda.

You hang a rosary on your car's rear view mirror.

You get together with family at a cemetery on All Saint's Day to eat, drink, and tell stories by your loved ones' graves.

You play cards or mahjong and drink beer at funeral wakes.

You think Christmas season begins in October and ends in January.

Your second piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.

You've mastered the art of packing a suitcase to double capacity.

You collect items from airlines, hotels, and restaurants as "souvenirs."

You feel obligated to give pasalubong to all your friends and relatives each time you return from a trip.

You use paper foot outlines when buying shoes for friends and relatives.

You're a fashion victim.

You can convey 30 messages with your facial expression.

You hold your palms together in front of you and say "excuse, excuse" when you pass in between people or in front of the TV.

You ask for the bill at a restaurant by making a rectangle in the air.

You cover your mouth when you laugh.

You respond to a "Hoy!" or a "Pssst!" in a crowd.

You'll answer "Malapit lang!"--no matter the distance--when asked how far away a place is located.

Goldilocks is more than a fairy tale character to you.

You refer to power interruptions as "brownouts."

You love to use the following acronyms: CR for comfort room, DI for dance instructor, DOM for dirty old man, TNT for tago nang tago, KJ for kill joy, KSP for kulang sa pansin, OA for over-acting, TL for true love, BF for boyfriend and GF for girlfriend.

You say "rubber shoes" instead of sneakers, "ball pen" instead of pen, "stockings" instead of pantyhose, "pampers" instead of diapers, "ref" or "prijider" instead of refrigerator, "Colgate" instead of toothpaste, "canteen" instead of cafeteria, and "open" or "close" instead of turn on or turn off (as in the lights).

You use an umbrella for shade on hot summer days.

You like everything imported or "state-side."

You love ballroom dancing, bowling, pusoy, mah jong, billiards, and karaoke.

You have a relative who is a nurse.

When you're in a restaurant, you wipe your plate and utensils before using them.

You can squeeze 15 passengers into your five seater car without a second thought.

You wave a pom-pom on a stick around the food to keep the flies away.

You always ring a doorbell twice, assuming that the first ring was not heard.

You let the phone ring twice before answering, lest you appear overly eager.

Your other piece of luggage is a balikbayan box.

You use a rock to scrub yourself in the bath or shower.

You're proud to be Filapino - and you pass these jokes on to all your Filipino friends!

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2005-03-23T23:22:00.000-08:00

HELENA- my chemical romance

Long ago
Just like a hearse you die to get in again
We are so far from you

Burning on just like a match you slide to incinerate
The lives of everyone you knew
And what’s the worst to take,(Worst you take)
From every heart you break(Heart you break)
And like the blade you stain(Blade you stain)
Well I've been holding on tonight

What’s the worst thing I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Came a time
When every star fall brought you to tears again
We are the very hurt you sold
And what’s the worst to take,(Worst you take)
From every heart you break(Heart you break)
And like the blade you stain(Blade you stain)
Well I've been holding on tonight

What’s the worst that I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

And if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Can you hear me?
Are you near me?
Can we pretend
To leave and then
We'll meet again
When both our cars collide

What’s the worst thing I can say?
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Well if you carry on this way
Things are better if I stay
So long and goodnight
So long and goodnight

Awesome song... Watch the video it could rise the dead
I'm hooked at this song

Peace out suckas!!!
xoxo
Riot!

2005-03-05T04:30:00.000-08:00

THERE are CHEATERs IN WWE!!!

There was an article posted in prowrestling.com about the break up of Matt Hardy and on & off screen girlfriend, Amy Dumas aka Lita. It sucks for me to know that they had broken up but it gets worse when I found out the cause of the break up. Cheating. Did Matt? No. Lita? Yes With who? Edge. Yes... Edge. The website have confirmed that Edge, who recently got married, was having an affair with Lita while on the road and that it is Edge's wife that contacted Matt Hardy about the situation.

WWE was extremely mad at Edge over what they consider as a highly improper conduct for employees. Both superstars were friends and had great competative matches in the past. Like the TLC tag match between the Hardy Boyz and Edge & Christian. The site said that Edge's situation 'has the potential to seriously threaten his career.'

Matt is still on the injury list but will be back in action this March.

I cant believe that Lita and Edge is stupid enough to do that!!!

They're just stupid that they suck!

Peace out, suckas!!!

xoxo
Riot!

2005-03-01T02:34:00.000-08:00

1st entry...

Right now i'm listening to simple plan's 'crazy'...i'm so hooked at it, the lyrics was creative and brings out a good point...

CRAZY

Tell me whats wrong with society

when everywhere i look i see

young girls dying to be on t.v.

the wont stop 'til

they've reached their dreams

diet pills, surgery

photoshopped pictures in magazines

telling them how they should be

it doesnt make sense to me

CHORUS

is everybody going crazy

is anybody gonna save me

can anybody tell me whats going on

tell me whats going on

if you open your eyes

you'll see that something is wrong

i guess things are not how they used to be

there's no more normal families

parents act like enemies

making kids feel like its world war III

no one cares, no one's there

i guess we're all just too damn busy

money's our 1st priority

it doesnt make sense to me

REPEAT CHORUS

tell me whats wrong with society

when everywhere i look i see

rich guys driving big SUV's

while kids are starving in the streets

no one cares

no one like to share

i guess life's unfair

REPEAT CHORUS

Thats what pretty much whats on my head right now

Peace out. suckas!

xoxo

Riot!